Laughing is good for your abs.

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baboushkat:

2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.

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thisismyveritas:

I walked into the bathroom to take a piss. I flipped on a light, turned to pee, and looked down into the toilet and went “AHH” because the shadow from my sweatpants on the toilet bowl makes it look like I have a big, meaty, floppy vagina. Trust me, I’m a dude and there’s only one thing on my body that’s big, meaty, and floppy and its not a vagina……..it’s my left nipple. Don’t ask me why its only the left, it just is.

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rycbthefandomsarecoming:

So this happened at school today…

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pokemoncolosseum:

onlytheilluminatisurvive:

i cant breathe 

neither can her toes

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bunnybundy:

The best one of these I’ve ever seen.

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anothertimesforgottenspace:

worth scrolling all the way up to reblog

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thejamesboyle:

my boyfriend and i had a massive argument. he said i was the most boring person he’s dated so i quietly walked out the room and decided it was time for “me time”, went on tumblr, ran a bath and here i am having the time of my life with something called fun and purple hair toner. he also unfollowed me on tumblr so i hope this is reblogged enough so that he sees it and realises what he is missing out on the little shit

(via boobs-and-champagne)

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

And wait for the chimes from the ominous heaven to pronounce a pregnancy.

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